June 16, 2008

"Iran is dangerous. They're a corrupt, deceptively evil cult, they kill innocent people and they control the media... Wait, that's me... My bad..."

"I've got to change my Depends. No, I mean, I'm change you can depend on..."

"We don't need no 'ferners' mangulating our American talk."

THE EARTH IS SCREWED

It took Exxon drilling all the way through the earth to realize that we've reached peak oil.

"RUN, JESUS, RUN!"

"Just listen and don't talk; if you ever want to see your other bedroom slipper again, you'll listen to me."

"No, really, seriously, I'm fine... I'm good... I'm really super-fucking good, so don't you worry about me..."

"Don't look at it as global warming, look at it as 'coastal relocation'."

"Ah... Mr. Abstract-House man, I hope that was a bathroom I just peed in."

Here we see it's just the beginning to dawn on Patty that this whole thing was one huge career mistake.

"After this, it's on to my next childhood fantasy - banging my 4th Grade teacher Miss Nuchi!"

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