It's every guy's fantasy, and worst fear, all at once!

Senator Lindsey Graham takes a little, "Me-Time".

Now you know why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

A CILF.

Gee, this looks nothing like those cautionary films about our future, does it?

Fishing for a husband.

The TOKYO INCONTINENT MIME TROOP prepares.

"Doc, I actually just came back to get my parking validated... Doc?..."

"I STILL can't get laid!... What the fuck do I have to do???"

The best way to steer cattle.

"Time to git outta the Dodge..."