FULL BODY X-RAY SCANNERS INSTALLED AT MAJOR AIRPORTS

"For $25.00, we'll scan your entire body and for $50.00 we'll give you a "happy landing".

Treasury Secretary Geithner officially announced today that talk is no longer cheap.

"He's talking to that imaginary Wiccan dwarf again."

"I am the Buy-Lander!"

WELCOME TO ARIZONA!

Arizona puts the "South" back in the Southwest.

"My iPhone only works when old Duke here faces north."

"Guys! I'm right over here!!! Helllooo! It's like you don't want to catch me..."

"HA ha ha ha ha, fuck you, Sessions!"

Oil is the only black power that corporations embrace.