March 5, 2010

"What are you doing? I never wear lace before Easter."

"Don't worry about me. I have many opportunities.
About 45 million of them."

Nature has decided to fight back all on it's own.

The 3-D glasses for "Avatar" never arrived,
but that didn't stop these guys.

"She'll be okay, it's the patient under her that's Code Red."

You always hear about the frontier,
but nobody gives credit to the back-tier.

"Reconciliation, baby! Fifty-one votes for healthcare reform! You Republicans did it 17 times - once for Newt's ridiculous 'Contract On America'. Remember?... Do I seem 'uppity' now?... Hey, Boner, er, Boehner, why don't you have another drink, you orange-skinned, freak-o-nature who can't put two cogent thoughts together about healthcare... And you, Kantor, do you need that stack of papers in front of you to prove that size counts or are you showing us through prop humor that it's really, really, hard and time-consuming to read this bill? It's like French homework to you idiots...Basically, this televised encounter proves to all America that you guys have nothing. Nada, baby. Zip-ola. You're like brats on the playground who make up new dodgeball rules, lose by those rules and then bitch that it's unfair that you got screwed by the rules... Healthcare, to you guys, is a money game. Monopoly. It's about owning the most hospitals, drugs and doctors...
But, I like some of your ideas and I'll get back to you in the next few weeks."

Rich people now powder themselves with gold to protect themselves from the resentment of the working poor.

It's the new - iPadberrytweetfaceskypepod!

"MY DICK CRACKED OFF!!!"