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by Chris Pina & Rick Overton

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Updated Nearly Every Sunday
September 17, 2008


THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

"Could you hold it up a little higher, lady? It's our sponsor."



"Mommy, can I have a baby too?"
"No, dear, not until you're thirteen."



"Hello? Is this thing on?"



"Let's make America stupid again!"



JUNEAU... Rated PG-17…

She’s the sexually curious teenage daughter who gets knocked up by her high school boyfriend.... OOOPS!

She’s the beauty queen-hockey mom of five kids and the maverick governor of Alaska who just happens to run the “Abstinence Only” program. OOOPS!

Dad works for Big Oil and is busy getting Alaska seceded from the nation. OOOPS!

JUNEAU!

The preggy-daughter is torn between getting an abortion or making Gov-Mom mad – and you don’t wanna make this caribou-killing, bible-thumping, creationism-huggin’ momma upset!

Watch as Mom does a fly-by and fires on a really scared elk.

You'll cry when you meet the daughter's boyfriend and laugh at her "ass-kicking" stupid-ass brother.

See Dad fish as he thinks of bad things about the lower 48.

Don't miss Mom firing a librarian for having books on global warming, evolution and Oprah.

Watch Mom being nominated as the Republican Vice-President and blaming the press for being inquisitive.

Now her daughter is forced to face the eyes of the world, bare the child and get married to her redneck boyfriend.

You can’t write this stuff, but you can see it! JUNEAU. There’s more than oil pumping in Alaska! JUNEAU, starts September 29.



"At least my 'lack of experience' includes not having a trailer park for a family."



Sarah Palin takes a moment of appreciation for the beauty and wonder of the Blue Whale before she harpoons it for it's heating oil and lipstick.



A indepth look at what happened to Governor Palin's daughter on this week's "60 Minutes".



Here we see a man who will deliver more than John McCain.



"I'm not messing around lady, I need to use your bathroom like RIGHT NOW!"



Republicans For Closeted Republicans.




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