March 5, 2010

The Elephant Man's jammies.

"Did you catch my sex tape?
You can literally see me f**king my future."

"We'd like to stop the press conference and start all over again
with a clean sheet of paper and take it incrementally from there."

President Obama speaks during the health care reform meeting
at the Blair House as Republicans play "Nope-A-Dope".

"Don't get near her. She's not insured."

"Gangway! Got a Yogi-cino that's going straight through me."

In the earlier days, Superman fought smaller crimes, like speeding.

"TOYOTA - Moving Forward - And There's No Stopping Us!".

"I don't really buy into any of the whole 'six more weeks of Winter' thing, but my publicist says it's great exposure."

"Yes, I know I get killed at the theatre, you little shit."

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