September 30, 2009

"The other cats will be by later on."

Sarah will be returning to her old job this Fall - perfume schpritzer at Nordstrom's.

Rush Limbaugh was caught at the Sizzler salad bar today.

Now she's forced to moonlight as the "Statue Of The Bank of America".

"When you come to the fork in the ocean, make a right."

Turns out that Kim Jong Il is really a seven-year-old boy.

"Cal's selling that special beef jerky again."

Edwin realizes that he's wasting valuable internet porn time doing what everyone else wants him to do.

When fascism comes, it will be wearing hotpants and long leather boots.

"Hang on, you got something on your face, here..."

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