"Welcome aboard Repo Airlines. We'll be flying at an altitude of 35-40 feet, so it might get a little bumpy."

SOLDIER: "Get us the fuck out of here. Seriously."

When Patty says, "No tongues!", she meant it.

Move over Swine Flu, "Little Kid With Hacking Phlegm Cough" is kissing that pig goodbye.

"NO, YOU IDIOT. DON'T SPRAY THE PIGS! SPRAY THE HUMANS!"

The wrong pigs are behind bars these days.

Former Bush administration lawyer John Yoo puts the "tort" back into "torture".

Zzzzz.... Zzzzz..."Caramel hedge funds, licorice market spikes, cinnamon flavored bailouts... Zzzz, Zzzzz..."

"We can't start the joke until the rabbi gets here!"

"Excuse me, I have to sit down to extinguish the ciggie in my ass."

ARLEN SPECTER SWITCHES TO DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Can't let Joe Lieberman get ALL the credit for fucking up the Democratic Party.