"Little more... Little more... Perfect."

"Fucking birds..."

This is Del. He thinks it's safe to stay in the stock market these days too.

China drives the car as the kids in the back seat can't wait to find out where Pop is taking them.

"Excuse me, I dropped my "English-to-Saudi-Kiss-Ass Dictionary..."

Nunzio, the least bright of the DiMallo Brothers, completely misunderstood the meaning of the phrase, "Hatchet-Man".

"Stop hassling the Iraqis, guys, we got orders to hassle Afghanis now... Move out!"

Lego's Adam and Eve action figures come complete with Devil Snake, fig leaves and original flame retardant plastic sin.

"Miss Octomom?... Your order's ready!... Wait, where's #8?... Hold on, maybe it's back in the truck..."

"Oh! Oh my! My body.... It's - it's moving in a way that I've never experienced before! This is extraordinary! I've got an actual erection! No pills or anything. I feel like a schoolboy again."