See? Communities are growing all across America. So, CHEER THE FUCK UP!

"Okay guys I got it, here's what we do... We get an actual talking elephant to represent us... You know, Rush Limbaugh..."

"Tired of the dating scene..?"

Mexico's mobile Anti-Drug Task Force could use some updating.

Gary was upset over not being chosen as this year's Macy's Santa.

"Give me your poor, your huddled and a piss break every hour."

"That's not really the kind of breathalizer test I was talking about, sir."

"Little cramped, but at least I own it free and clear.."

Bank president Selman Thrawl relaxes by reading Forbes.