"Pidgeon One, Pidgeon One - You are cleared to shit on that investment banker, over..."

"No seriously, PULL IT! Royal farts smell like Victory Gardens!"

OBAMA: "Not gonna read you a book about a goat...Who here has heard of the Derivatives Market?"

"Newt, you dare defy me, the great and almighty Wizard of Oxycontin!?"

"HEY! DOESN'T ANYBODY HERE REMEMBER MY CONTROVERSY ANYMORE?"

Obama tends to look at his glass as half full.

"Oh, baby, relax, were just a couple of cute, adorable pandas... All I want to do is cuddle and spoon with you, baby... YEAH, I'm going to spoon the shit outta that soft, plush panda ass of yours..."

Survival School love doll.

"Rush Limbaugh, you are a divisive, bloated, three-timed married, reactionary Neo-Con tool and... Wait, that's me I'm talking about... Okay, let me start again..."