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"Mr. President, the Republicans do NOT want to cooperate in any way. NOW can I do what I do best? Let me go all Old Testament style on their asses."
"Does this make me look fat?"
"Here's your heart, Mr. Cheney, just the way ya like it. Nice and cold."
SECRETARY OF STATE VISITS JAPAN
Hillary Clinton arrives in the only country in the world that cannot pronounce her name.
"I'll have to remove your plates. We'll be landing on the Hudson in two minutes."
"The kids made an 'O-Man'."
Blue Dog Democrats.
"Man, I wish I had a ciggy right now."
"Hey, does that come in 'morbidly obese'?"
"Yeah, it's a piece of shit. But it's a piece of shit made by an endangered seal. That'll be $250. Take it or leave it." |
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