"I just wanted to say that this is the first time we have had any hope for you humans in a long time."

Cheney's security leaves for the private sector.

"Hey, Sean Hannity... Psst. It's me. Your conscience. You know what you're doing is wrong. There's no amount of money or pills or gay internet porn to shut me off either."

There are really great travel bargains out there if you're willing to make a few compromises.

"Firemen, move over. Old bald guys are the new HOT!"

"I propose a Sin-Tax!"

A meeting of Skull And Bones.

"I used to throw these over power lines, but now I throw them at world leaders."

"I've explained it to you 10 times! What are you, slow?"

"I like the old western movies. My case is being painted just like one of 'em. The good guys wear white hats and I'm a-wearing this scary black thing on my noggin."

ATTORNEY GENERAL CONFIRMATION HITS SKIDS

"You want to stall my confirmation? Go ahead and when I'm finally confirmed, I won't stall the investigation into your little secrets."

Stepford On Ice.