"A black man will become president when it snows in Las Vegas."

President Obama spots the three sixes behind Bush's ear.

A lot of people NOT watching Fox News all at once.

Gary hasn't come down since the election.

Thank goodness she didn't go with the fruit basket.

(Earlier in the day)..."Let's hook up at the Inauguration, okay?"
"How will I find you?"
"I'll be the one in a wool cap."
"Okay. See you there. Can't wait. Bye."

Former President appears deeply concerned about the future of America.

JUSTICE ROBERTS: "Do you take the oath by kinda swearing to do that kinda thing? I mean, do you have a faith in doing the whole swearing in thing? I mean, really, do you want to be President? Do you? Then will you please quit intentionally messing me up with that 'disappointed look' you're giving me? Tell ya what, I'll just come back tomorrow and we'll do this all over again. Is your house good for you?"

BUSH: "You can take the man outta the office, but ya can't take the uh, the, uh... Ya can't get me outta office again."

WHITE HOUSE STAFF EXITS

"eBay, here I come."

""Hey, we all talked it over and us elephants do not want in any way to be associated with you Republican assholes!! We're serious about this!"

Smaller government?