"Hello... How are you?... Hello... Ta ta... Yes, hello... I hate my life... Hello... Jolly good to see you... Hello... "

OZZY PERFORMS AT QUEEN'S JUBILEE

"WHERE THE (bleep) AM I?"

"Wait, don't go! Was it the 'cheap, plastic bitch' comment? I'll change, I promise."

"Check this out. I've mastered light as a weapon. Take this, media bastards."

"The FBI didn't have e-mail until six months ago and that's why I haven't got back to you on all your hate mail."

HOMEFRONT SECURITY ADVISOR TOM RIDGE

"This is a job for Batman. Chief O'Hara, hand me the Batphone."

"Don't screw around with my grandchildren, got it padre?"

"Please, do the Mexican hat dance around my little sombreros."

"Like the photos from Humor in the News, we are unfocused."

"Aggghhhh! It's the attack of the giant stanky budds!

"No dude, don't run away from them! Go toward the glistening stalks!"

"Watch me finger-flick his big Dumbo ears."